((very lonely))

euo:

Lauren Kalman

0ffic3cha1r:

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

Get married

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gnarly:

I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself

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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

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agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

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